What if condoms had temporary tattoos on the inside like you rolled off the condom and there was a picture of a dinosaur on your dick
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I downloaded Grindr again last night and I can already tell it was a big mistake. (censored for the kiddies)
grindr spam bots are the worst.
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‘Rebound’ is a maddeningly simple physics game
Sometimes the simplest games are the most difficult. That’s certainly the case in Rebound, a game in which the only goal is to get a pole as far to the right as possible, but where actually getting very far is incredibly challenging.
i love studio ghibli movies. not only for their amazing animation and storytelling, but because whenever characters get upset or surprised they go from
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