reallyreallyreallytrying:

weird how america claims to be one nation under god when the first line of its anthem is “oh satan you see”

(via megamissingno)

orgasmic-humor:

This is so accurate it hurts

orgasmic-humor:

This is so accurate it hurts

(Source: orgasmc-humor, via toinfinityandbeyonce)

toinfinityandbeyonce:

horny for cuddles

deepseathoughts:

These two books contain the sum total of all human knowledge

deepseathoughts:

These two books contain the sum total of all human knowledge

(Source: memeguy-com, via goatprince)

7u7:

I offered this yoshi a piece of fruit and it gave me its unborn child

7u7:

I offered this yoshi a piece of fruit and it gave me its unborn child

(via thegoldenqurls)

stvincentinexile:

If you are part of a privileged group and have to constantly demand that somebody in an oppressed group say “not all (insert privileged group here) are like that” 

what you are really demanding is that they reassure you that you’re not like that and you’re not being held accountable 

which is a cowardly thing to do and also shows the great lengths you will go to in order to avoid examining your role in a toxic system

(Source: anafieldelaunay, via iftheresawill)

Dentist pulled the tooth out yesterday. But it’s always a good idea to demonstrate to your coworkers that you are capable of withstanding a tremendous amount of pain.

Plus it’s always fun to see Tom faint.

(Source: totalparksandrec, via thegoldenqurls)

askmoonmoon:

stellaxtine:

pep pep

smalldog has been knighted and may now be addressed as SIR smalldog

askmoonmoon:

stellaxtine:

pep pep

smalldog has been knighted and may now be addressed as SIR smalldog

(Source: cute-overload, via psyducked)