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I swear to god

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mondoterrible:

please, brain, don’t ever let me forget this.

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vinebox:

Drivers these days.

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stevenreca:

Reality TV show pitch to Bravo or Logo. A twenty something year old gay man lives in Brooklyn who drowns himself in booze and fashion.  Has a busy work life but has no responsibilities otherwise.  Is completely selfish and only wants to drink, drink, and drink more.  He doesn’t know how to interact with children, he becomes socially awkward around them, and ignores them.  His 3 year old niece comes to live with him for the summer and he is forced to take care of her all on his own. It shall be called “My Gay Uncle” 

I think they call that “intervention”

kawaiisquad:

u dun fucked up

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captainlucifer:

in the hallway today there was a hispanic girl making white people jokes and these two white guys actually fucking said “that’s racist. what if we were saying stuff like that about mexican people?”

and she just gave them this dry look and said “i’m puerto rican.”

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(Source: lolerzz, via dilfgod)