teacupnosaucer:

neptunain:

heteronormativity for dummies or, “why homophobes aren’t the only problem”

You will not believe the shit I get for correcting people when they talk about my daughter like this. Just stop fucking assigning sexualities to babies jfc straight people

(via megamissingno)

megamissingno:

  • i’m so fancy can’t you taste this goat
penis-hilton:

YAAAASSS BITCH SPILL THAT TEA

penis-hilton:

YAAAASSS BITCH SPILL THAT TEA

(Source: largecoin, via toinfinityandbeyonce)

At the groceries store

calakazam:

toyota:

Me: can u give me x²+4y+ of tomatoes & 2(x²+8xy^3) of potatoes please

Seller: I dont understand

Me: well i dont give a fuck i didnt study in vain

those are polynomials you asked for a neverending curve of tomatoes

(via goatprince)

seienna:

sophisticated-ignoranceee:

I’ve been waiting so long to find this.

I’M CRYING

(Source: randallfthegrey, via milesjai)

quick nerf gun review

Tags: me

(via dilfgod)

(Source: audio-trip, via dilfgod)